I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
COCAINE IS GR8
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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