Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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