Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
then he tried to convert me to islam
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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