Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I love you. Go after that dick
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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