The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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