dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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