Capitaan dildo arrescate!
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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