you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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