Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Randomize
