Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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