yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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