I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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