I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
