I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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