Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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