One girl and one boy is just not enough.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
