Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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