It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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