I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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