whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I need help removing her.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
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