if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Randomize
