: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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