I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
