i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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