Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I'm at about main and main street
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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