Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
vagina is talking i cant
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
