absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just made out with a guy for $7.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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