So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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