You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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