Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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