There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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