I bet he comes in French.
I look better un-naked...
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
