Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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