At least make sure they are 18
Why
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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