two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
