No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I am available for nakedness
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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