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(415): View more from California

Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?

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(317): View more from Indiana

Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think

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When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.

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(540): View more from Virginia

First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.

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(217): View more from Illinois

I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.

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(440): View more from Ohio

my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.

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just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit

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(812): View more from Indiana

I fill condoms, not promises.

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(573): View more from Missouri

Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?

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