When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Actions speak louder than pants.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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