if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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