Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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