He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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