Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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