the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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