I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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