she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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