using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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