I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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