We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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