that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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