He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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