honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
My ass is underappreciated
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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