i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
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