Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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