I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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