Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Watching her eat just hurts me
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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